skeletons of cigarettes and empty cans and bottles

November 20th
7:59 PM

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Tips for dealing with fatty and sugary foods this holiday season

Eat it

Eat it all

It’s the season of pumpkin and cranberry and peppermint everything

Fuck the magazines that try and guilt you with the “Christmas 8” or whatever they’ve made up

And fuck anyone who chirps at you and asks “do you REALLY need that second helping of green bean casserole?”

Oh and cupcakes make a great cheap/last minute gift for any occasion (you can even make them vegan!)

Congratulations you have all the tools you need to deal with holiday food this year.

November 11th
3:56 PM

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I want to smack the creator of the “Words with Friends” game with a Scrabble board… THE DIAMOND EDITION ONE.

November 8th
5:47 PM

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Why is it that when you’re in an argument with a dumb person

they always accuse you of not respecting their opinions?

Of course I don’t respect your opinions- they’re totally uneducated!

November 5th
10:46 PM

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Why do I know people like this?

(Also, *women.)

October 22nd
11:50 PM

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I wish that Tumblr would filter out all the racist ass shit when I look at the “Obama” tag.

October 19th
6:37 PM

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ducation

ROCKFORD (WIFR) — The Guilford High School teacher accused of shoving a student so hard he hit his head and suffered a concussion and a seizure has been found not guilty of all charges against him, including battery. Today a judge said his actions were necessary to keep other students and the school, safe.

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I posted something on Facebook that said this:

“Personally, I see the kid probably being a sass and trying to walk in the opposite direction of the office and then I see a a grown man attack a high school student and then said student having a seizure. I really don’t care if this kid was the worst student at Guilford, no one has a right to attack anyone else like this.”

There were many responses to this considering it happened at the high school I went to. Here are some of the more horrifying ones.

October 11th
11:14 PM

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So, this conversation happened to me…

October 3rd
11:03 PM

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Follow Love Figures for more celebrity curves

Soooo, anorexia is a disease not a choice. And you’re a dick, Kat Dennings.

June 28th
5:17 PM

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abaldwin360:

Obamacare! Gay marriage! Legalizing drugs! I’m moving to Canada to get away from all of this shit!

Umm… guys, I think there’s some stuff about Canada we need to talk about.

June 10th
7:17 PM

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crying because 50 shades of grey

How is this fucking book so fucking popular? It is the fucking antithesis of literature and anything good ever. Fuck.
Also, it should be noted that within the first chapter the terms “a monkeys uncle” and “pedal to the metal” are used. I’m sure there’s more garbage you could point out but I couldn’t get past the first chapter without wanting to throw something out my window.

crying because 50 shades of grey

How is this fucking book so fucking popular? It is the fucking antithesis of literature and anything good ever. Fuck.

Also, it should be noted that within the first chapter the terms “a monkeys uncle” and “pedal to the metal” are used. I’m sure there’s more garbage you could point out but I couldn’t get past the first chapter without wanting to throw something out my window.

June 7th
8:59 PM

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a message from xoxobrittanyann

You're ignorant, arrogant, and you just have so much class. You attacked me telling me I was a horrible person, saying I'm uneducated, and deserving less than your respect. You know nothing about me or who I am. You're not better than me, you attacking me, a stranger, makes you a horrible person. You're a nobody but worst off... you're a nobody that got out voted AGAIN. So take your opinions and your high and mighty glory and all knowing gifts and fuck off.

Haha, shutup, you voted for Scott Walker and all you can say is that you were the majority vote. You haven’t argued one, single, point that I have made against Scott Walker (or given me any legitimate reason for why you voted for him). Your views on me being horrible are invalid.

And, for the record, I still think you’re generally uneducated on the subject.

11:02 AM

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a message from xoxobrittanyann

Guess what? He's still the Governor! Wisconsin wants him in office! You need to stop throwing a bitch fit, stop attacking people you don't know, and grow the fuck up.

You can’t even argue my points, probably because you never took the time to get educated on them. That’s the trouble with most Walker supporters.. all they are saying is, “OH YEAH WELL HE’S THE GOVERNOR AGAIN SO YOU BETTER SHUT UP BECAUSE NOW YOUR CONCERNS ARE NOT VALID.” Give me a reason to respect you and your opinions.

June 6th
11:48 PM

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a message from xoxobrittanyann

kay.

Your “kay” must be referring to how “kay” you are with the disassemble of the middle class (but really how dare these union thugs try to come together in order to be paid a fair wage or have fair health insurance for their families!), the total lack of respect for women.. what with the lack of support for the fair pay act and the attempted shutting down of planned parenthood, and the dehumanizing of the LGBT community by refusing to allow homosexual loved ones to visit dying significant other in the hospital. I’m glad you feel so entitled to be “kay” with all these things.

2:54 AM

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They see me trollin.

But for real, it is so irritating how uninformed people have such a fucking opinion. Fuck off, forever.

2:48 AM

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Yeah, I’m fucking pissed.

This is bullshit.

I literally can not find one Walker supporter who can give me a legitimate reason for supporting Walker. Oh, and I have asked. So far I’ve gotten: “He’s going back to basics: conceal and carry, and the sanctity of marriage!” or “I always vote conservative” or conceding (no pun intended) to some sort of bullshit platitude about conservative voting. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. WHY DID YOU VOTE?!

So disappointed in my state. This is the first time I’ve ever felt like this about Wisconsin.