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May 25th
1:09 PM
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jesscissell:


Anja Rubik Interview & Preview of Her Erotica Magazine, ‘25’

This is perfect.

Rolling my eyes so hard at this pretentious bullshit. Make sure you buy some expensive underwear and keep heels on during sex and make every moment of your life revolve around being sought after!

jesscissell:

Anja Rubik Interview & Preview of Her Erotica Magazine, ‘25’

This is perfect.

Rolling my eyes so hard at this pretentious bullshit. Make sure you buy some expensive underwear and keep heels on during sex and make every moment of your life revolve around being sought after!

May 16th
8:26 AM
Via
PREACH.

PREACH.

April 23rd
1:01 PM
Via
Truth.

Truth.

April 20th
12:43 PM

PEOPLE OF TUMBLR, you have to see this video! This woman put it up on Youtube less than two days ago and took it down almost immediately- I’m assuming from embarrassment? Anyway, we found another link of it, but who knows how long it will be up!

Without further ado, I bring you Lisa Gail’s “3 Second Rule”.

Thoughts?

April 15th
5:43 PM
Via
Okay. This is irritating.
Why do you, and by you I mean any person who actually thinks like above statement, think that you have the right to tell the person you’re dating to not talk to other people? Why is it that when someone decides to date you, they have to choose between you and the rest of the female population? It’s such a weird, possessive way to think. Also, why do you go into relationships with absolutely no intention on trusting the other person? Flirting and attraction are human nature. If you really think you’re going to find a person who is never going to flirt with/be attracted to outside of your relationship ever again, well you’re going to be out of luck pal. 
And you wonder why you can’t seem to find the right person?

Okay. This is irritating.

Why do you, and by you I mean any person who actually thinks like above statement, think that you have the right to tell the person you’re dating to not talk to other people? Why is it that when someone decides to date you, they have to choose between you and the rest of the female population? It’s such a weird, possessive way to think. Also, why do you go into relationships with absolutely no intention on trusting the other person? Flirting and attraction are human nature. If you really think you’re going to find a person who is never going to flirt with/be attracted to outside of your relationship ever again, well you’re going to be out of luck pal.

And you wonder why you can’t seem to find the right person?

March 17th
9:33 PM
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fuckyeahretailrobin:


[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “DO YOU WANT YOUR RECEIPT?” “PLEASE, THANKS.”Bottom Text: “CRUMPLES IT UP AND LEAVES IT ON MY REGISTER.”]
The most hated customers in the world. It’s so incredibly rude they might as well have just thrown it back in my face.

I one time was working at the registers and the girl next to me asked if this customer wanted her receipt for a free panty she got and she said yes. So then the girl goes on the whole “take our survey” spiel, writes her name down, and circles the number the customer can call. When she goes to hand the receipt to the customer, the customer says, “Oh, can you just throw that away?” What a total biiiiatch.

fuckyeahretailrobin:


[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “DO YOU WANT YOUR RECEIPT?” “PLEASE, THANKS.”

Bottom Text: “CRUMPLES IT UP AND LEAVES IT ON MY REGISTER.”]

The most hated customers in the world. It’s so incredibly rude they might as well have just thrown it back in my face.

I one time was working at the registers and the girl next to me asked if this customer wanted her receipt for a free panty she got and she said yes. So then the girl goes on the whole “take our survey” spiel, writes her name down, and circles the number the customer can call. When she goes to hand the receipt to the customer, the customer says, “Oh, can you just throw that away?” What a total biiiiatch.

8:58 PM

Saint Patrick’s Day is literally the stupidest holiday ever.

Bunch of inexperienced drunks using an excuse to get wasted all day = annoying shit at work all day, lots of drinking and driving, and lots of dumb accidents that didn’t need to happen. Seriously, grow up.

I’m boycotting by drinking a mother fucking gin and tonic. I’m only wearing green because they made me at work.

Suck it, Saint Patrick’s Day, you have become a joke of yourself.

March 16th
9:43 AM
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literallyunbelievable:

how about Kony???

literallyunbelievable:

how about Kony???

March 10th
11:36 PM
Via
12:04 AM
Via
March 7th
6:59 PM

Really? Because your friends were being “posers”, you decided to support Walker? Give me a fucking break.

DOUCHE BAG.

DOUCHE BAG.

March 2nd
8:50 PM
Boots: CheckShovel: CheckShirt: Che…. WAIT, I knew I was forgetting something!

Boots: Check
Shovel: Check
Shirt: Che…. WAIT, I knew I was forgetting something!

February 13th
11:37 AM

Remember when Arcade Fire won Album of the Year last year and people freaked out? Check out how people are responding to Bon Iver winning Best New Artist this year. Lol

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/who-the-fck-is-bon-iver