IT’S OPENING DAY, YA’LL.

10:25 PM
Keep yer head up WI, only 79 days til our Brew Crew’s back at it!

Milwaukee Brewers’ Nyjer Morgan looks up into the rain during the first inning of a baseball game against the Philadelphia Phillies, Sunday, Aug. 19, 2012, in Milwaukee. (Original photo by Tom Lynn/AP)
12:26 AM
11:32 PM
Fielder wins the Home Run Derby!
And he untucked his shirt at the end. Throwback to his MKE days? I think so!

9:04 PM
Miller Park Wins!!
but not after lots of insults thrown at it from ESPN’s journalist Jim Caple. Among saying being in Miller Park feels like being in an airplane terminal and that all we have is sausage racing and tailgating (as if that’s a bad thing?!), he also says,
“No one writes sonnets to Miller Park or refers to it as a lyrical little bandbox.”
And thus, I present to you a Miller Park Sonnet that some awesome person wrote in the comments.

SUCK IT, JIM CAPLE!
9:34 PM
Ryan Braun up to bat:
Tom: What do you think is going to happen here?
Me: He’s going to get a home run.
*CRACK*
Me: Told you.

My pitcher is better than yours.







