I would like to be on this train, and read all day.

Number one, girls do not really cry in the bathroom at school anymore. I know, because I was in high school 4 years ago and I can not think of a single time I saw that happen. 

Number two, what kind of girl do you want to be then Taylor? One that holds onto teddy bears and “princess” fantasies when she’s 20? One who tells girls that they can only be one, the Madonna or the whore (choose wisely!)? One who tells girls that they just need to hold on to hope that the right one will come along and save them? One who tells girls that when someone breaks up with them, the best thing to do is throw a tantrum via media outlets that they’re lucky enough to fall into rather than be an adult?

Grow up, Taylor Swift.

I wish I didn’t work today so I could go have a beer and a sandwich somewhere for lunch.

Okay. This is irritating.

Why do you, and by you I mean any person who actually thinks like above statement, think that you have the right to tell the person you’re dating to not talk to other people? Why is it that when someone decides to date you, they have to choose between you and the rest of the female population? It’s such a weird, possessive way to think. Also, why do you go into relationships with absolutely no intention on trusting the other person? Flirting and attraction are human nature. If you really think you’re going to find a person who is never going to flirt with/be attracted to outside of your relationship ever again, well you’re going to be out of luck pal.

And you wonder why you can’t seem to find the right person?

My guilty dog after she peed on the couch… how is it that dogs look the most cute after they’ve done the worst shit?

Yes, you can. This quote is stupid.