9:34 PM
Ryan Braun up to bat:
Tom: What do you think is going to happen here?
Me: He’s going to get a home run.
*CRACK*
Me: Told you.

Tom: What do you think is going to happen here?
Me: He’s going to get a home run.
*CRACK*
Me: Told you.

Jerry Narron actually writing out the lineup card. Thanks Mike Vassallo.
Narron actually said he has been doing calligraphy for so long that writing the lineup card out like this doesn’t really take any more time that doing it in his own handwriting. Look a lot cooler though.
As for the actual lineup, Morgan is back in CF and Ishikawa is at 1B again. It would be nice to see a little more of Taylor Green at 1B for his bat. Ishikawa does have a good glove though.
Ryan Braun became the first player to ever hit three home runs in a game at Petco Park.
In his attempt to hit a fourth home run, he hit a two-run triple.
He finished the game 4-5 with 3 HR 6 RBI and 3 runs scored.
Most importantly, the Brewers defeated the Padres 8-3.
WHAT A BEAST…
ryan braun trending on twitter!! yay!

But can’t we argue that “6 RBI” and “3 HR” are also basically Ryan Braun trends?!







In case you missed it, George Kottaras’ walk off double!
HE IS AMAZING. EVERYTIME I WANT HIM TO DO SOMETHING GOOD, HE DOES SOMETHING GOOD. AND HE IS BEAUTIFUL. And, that is all.
